So You Want To Be A Professional Stumpfmeister Huh?
Handy with a brick hammer and some nails? Talented and fun people like you should be thinking about your career choices - Der Stumpf can never be replaced by AI. Top sports people make gazillions and, you never know, you could be the Tiger Woods of nailing without even realising it.
So, there is nothing to lose (apart from dignity, self-esteem and cash), apply today and tell us why you'll make a great Stumpfmeister.
You must be over 18. Sorry youngsters your time will come - get training.
Your Stumpfmeister Avatar - it's no good being just Jane or Jamal Smith from Bristol. That won't get the crowd going.
Try [First name] [The] [Home town] [Reference to nailing, hammers etc] [Something else funny or impactful]... but not necessarily in that order. There are name generators online, play with a few of those. Obviously it can't be rude or offensive! If we like it, we'll accept it. Imagine it on the back of a shirt and being shouted out by the MC. You know what to do.
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